Smoking in my car

Don't tell my colleagues, but I'm smoking a cigarette before entering the office. We are not allowed to smoke near the office building, so I parked my car a few metres away from it, near some bushes.. No one should be able to see me here. Although I'm not sure about that, because there's this one colleague that is really into me.. Well, whatever, if he sees me, then he sees me, right? I'm smoking my cigarette and I'm also showing my tits, in case he was watching me, he'd see something pretty...